[Accountancy is] a profession whose idea of excitement is sharpening a bundle of No. 2 pencils.
Accounting issues did not cause Enron's stock price to fall - its failed business model did.
Accountants and market researchers may be brilliant at examining and analysing facts about the past, but they have no forward vision.
Accountants are the witch-doctors of the modern world and willing to turn their hands to any kind of magic.
The accountants have told me that I can have one foot in Jersey, my left earlobe in the Isle of Man, and my right foot in Zurich and pay little or no tax, but ... I will not be running away to the South of France.