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Consultant

Definition: A person who provides expert advice professionally.
Number of Quotes: 8

A consultant is a person who takes your money and annoys your employees while tirelessly searching for the best way to extend the consulting contract.
Scott Adams

Consultants eventually leave, which makes them excellent scapegoats for major management blunders.
Scott Adams

Wall Street is the only place people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from people who take the subway.
Warren Buffett

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
Nicholas Murray Butler

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
Sam Ewing

I don't like to hire consultants. They're like castrated bulls: all they can do is advise.
Victor Kiam

I come from an environment where, if you see a snake, you kill it. At General Motors, if you see a snake, the first thing you do is hire a consultant on snakes.
Ross Perot

There should be some professional exam for these analysts. Most of the time they talk through their backsides.
Alan Sugar

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