For I was an hungred,
and ye gave me meat: I was
thirsty, and ye gave me drink:
I was a stranger, and ye took
Naked, and ye clothed
me: I was sick, and ye visited
me: I was in prison, and ye
came to me.
I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped me to establish my professional identity. Before that, whenever I was at a meeting, someone would ask me to get coffee.
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space.
In the order named, these are the hardest to control: Wine, Women, and Song.
That the object of the Brahmins in giving up beef-eating was to snatch away from the Buddhist Bhikshus the supremacy they had acquired is evidenced by the adoption of vegetarianism by Brahmins.
If the soup had been as warm as the wine, and the wine as old as the fish, and the fish as young as the maid, and the maid as willing as the hostess, it would have been a very good meal.
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food.
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
Salad. I can't bear salad. It grows while you're eating it, you know. Have you noticed? You start one side of your plate and by the time you've got to the other, there's a fresh crop of lettuce taken root and sprouted up.
Woe betide the man who dares to pay a woman a compliment today ... Forget the flowers, the chocolates, the soft word - rather woo her with a self-defence manual in one hand and a family planning leaflet in the other.
She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
For workaholics, all the eggs of self-esteem are in the basket of work.
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.
I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon.
Life, you know, is rather like opening a tin of sardines. We're all of us looking for the key.
You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you ... if you can eat a boiled egg at ninety in England they think you deserve a Nobel Prize.
All the pictures that hung in my memory before I knew you have faded and given place to our radiant moments together. Now I cannot live apart from you ... Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
I thought they said steak dinner, but then I found it was a state dinner...
You better make it four, I don't think I could eat eight.
I gave up coffee. It's almost worse than giving up a lover.
Of all the modern phenomena, the most monstrous and ominous, the most manifestly rotting with disease, the most grimly prophetic of destruction, the most clearly and unmistakably inspired by evil spirits, the most instantly and awfully overshadowed by the wrath of heaven, the most near to madness and moral chaos, the most vivid with devilry and despair, is the practice of having to listen to loud music while eating a meal in a restaurant.
Tea, although an Oriental,
Is a gentleman at least;
Cocoa is a cad and coward,
Cocoa is a vulgar beast.
There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
I am a manhe told her,
and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown.
I was thinking about the first time I ever saw you,he said,
and how after that I couldn't forget you. I wanted to, but I couldn't stop myself. I forced Hodge to let me be the one who came to find you and bring you back to the Institue. And even back then, in that stupid coffee shop, when I saw you sitting on that couch with Simon, even then that felt wrong to me-- I should have been the one sitting with you. The one who made you laugh like that. I couldn't get rid of that feeling. That it should have been me. And the more I knew you, the more I felt it--it had never been like that for me before. I'd always wanted a girl and then gotten to know her and not wanted her anymore, but with you the feeling just got stronger and stronger until that night when you showed up at Renwick's and I knew.
That's what I say about restaurants - the back part is manufacturing, the front part is retailing, the theatre is what holds the whole thing together.
Last night I dreamt I ate a ten-pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.
At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoléon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.
My heart to thy heart,
My hand to thine,
My lips to thy lips,
Kisses are wine ...
A man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't.
Roast Beef, Medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy.
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's the wife who can't cook and will.
The best number for a dinner party is two: myself and a damn good head waiter.
I like a nice cup of tea in the morning,
For to start the day, you see,
And at half-past eleven
Well, my idea of Heaven
Is a nice cup of tea:
I like a nice cup of tea with me dinner
And a nice cup of tea with me tea,
And when it's time for bed
There's a lot to be said
For a nice cup of tea.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg into an electric fan.
If this is justice, I am a banana.
One drop of wine is enough to redden a whole glass of water.
The Japanese are masters at making you peel the onion. You get through one layer and you are looking at another one just like it.
A cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing.
Drink to me only with thine eyes,
And I will pledge with mine;
Or leave a kiss but in the cup
And I'll not look for wine.
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was - like eating an egg without salt.
His argument is as thin as the homeopathic soup that was made by boiling the shadow of a pigeon that had been starved to death.
When you ask one friend to dine,
Give him your best wine!
When you ask two,
The second best will do!
I have noticed that when chickens quit quarreling over their food, they often find that there is enough for all of them. I wonder if it might not be the same with the human race.
As to those who can find it in them to employ the doubtlessly useful wordbrunch, do they, I wonder, ever up-grade it tobruncheon? This is the kind of question I ponder on while waiting for the kettle to boil. The active mind is never at rest.
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
People often feed the hungry so that nothing may disturb their own enjoyment of a good meal.
An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make a better soup.
I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs.
I drink a glass of water and half a lemon as soon as I wake up. I heard that it's supposed to balance your body's pH. Not sure if that's true, but to be honest, it really helps with bloating.
If you want to become physically stronger, you'll need healthy habits - like going to the gym. You'll also have to give up unhealthy habits - like eating junk food. Building mental strength requires healthy habits - like practicing gratitude - while also giving up unhealthy behavior, like giving up after the first failure.
Restaurants have this in common with ladies: the best are often not the most enjoyable, nor the grandest the most friendly, and the pleasures of the evening are frequently spoiled by the writing of an exorbitant cheque.
You don't need to interpret the tea leaves stuck in a cup to understand that people who work sitting down get paid more than those people who work standing up.
Most canele recipes begin with an instruction to brush $30 copper molds with melted beeswax. Unsurprisingly, I've never made it past the Internet search forused canele moldsbefore giving up.
The noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Coffee, (which makes the politician wise, and see thro' all things with his half-shut eyes).
I've been giving back since I was a teen, handing out turkeys at Thanksgiving and handing out toys at toys drives for Christmas. It's very important to give back as a youth. It's as simple as helping an old lady across the street or giving up your seat on the bus for someone who is pregnant.
A woman is like a teabag. It's only when she's in hot water that you realize how strong she is.
A friend of mine was asked to a costume ball a short time ago. He slapped some egg on his face and went as a liberal economist.
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans.
The 1 to 2 billion poorest in the world, who don't have food for the day, suffer from the worst disease: globalization deficiency. The way globalization is occurring could be much better, but the worst thing is not being part of it. For those people, we need to support good civil societies and governments.
Wealth is like sea-water; the more we drink, the thirstier we become; the same is true of fame.
Methinks sometimes I have no more wit than a Christian or an ordinary man has; but I am a great eater of beef, and I believe that does harm to my wit.
Information is like an oyster. It has its greatest value when it is fresh.
'Tis an old maxim in the schools,
That Vanity's the food of fools;
Yet now and then your men of wit
Will condescend to taste a bit.
He was a bold man that first eat an oyster.
The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread.
He had had much experience of physicians, and saidthe only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not.
In the matter of diet - I have been persistently strict in sticking to the things that didn't agree with me until one or the other of us got the best of it.
After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.
To make a good salad is to be a brilliant diplomatist - the problem is entirely the same in both cases. To know how much oil one must mix with one's vinegar.
When I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.
I've met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts eating.
Now she's on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight. But she can climb a tree!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.