Time is bunk.
An apple, an egg, and a nut, you may eat after a slut.
Better a smartass than a dumbass.
First person to fall asleep is a shit!
You can be a murderous tyrant and the world will remember you fondly but fuck one horse and you will be a horse fucker for all of eternity.
Go fuck yourself.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Some of them think they have me by the balls, but their hands aren't big enough.
Everybody's scared for their ass. There aren't too many people ready to die for racism. They'll kill for racism but they won't die for racism.
If the ass is protecting the system, ass-kicking should be undertaken regardless of the sex, ethnicity, or charm of the ass involved.
Fuck your butt of sack.
Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa.
I prefer land to niggers.
I'd rather die with my boots on than live on my fuckin' knees.
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
I know - I'm just a son of a bitch.