Born: February 21, 1927
Birthplace: Dayton, Ohio, U.S.A.
Died: April 22, 1996
Occupation: Author, Columnist, and Humorist
Profile: Best known for The Grass is Always Greener.
Number of Quotes: 4
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.