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Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck




Full Name: Erma Louise Bombeck

Born: February 21, 1927
Birthplace: Dayton, Ohio, U.S.A.
Died: April 22, 1996

Occupation: Author, Columnist, and Humorist
Profile: Best known for The Grass is Always Greener.

Website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erma_bombeck
Number of Quotes: 4




If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.

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