Born: December 10, 1925
Birthplace: Wheatland, Oklahoma, U.S.A.
Died: April 24, 2010
Occupation: Author, Businessman, Politician, and Speaker
Profile: Best known for When in Doubt Mumble: A Bureaucrat's Handbook.
Number of Quotes: 6
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
Bureaucracy is the epoxy that greases the wheels of progress.
Guidelines for bureaucrats: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble.
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
I have what it takes to take what you've got.
It is hard to look up to a leader who keeps his ear to the ground.