Born: December 13, 1920
Birthplace: Vicksburg, Mississippi, U.S.A.
Died: May 5, 2001
Profile: Freelance writer.
Number of Quotes: 7
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.
Contracts are agreements made up of big words and little type.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
The person who agrees with everything you say either isn't paying attention or else plans to sell you something.
Two things to help keep one's job. First, let the boss think he's having his own way. Second, let him have it.
When the meek inherit the earth, lawyers will be there to work out the deal.