First person to fall asleep is a shit!
I never sleep through a performance. I always make sure that I am awake for the intermission.
Last night I dreamt I ate a ten-pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
Attempt easy tasks as if they were difficult, and difficult as if they were easy: in the one case that confidence may not fall asleep, in the other that it may not be dismayed.
With a new baby, you have a bad day now and again because you're particularly tired, but most of the time, you're fine. You spend a lot of your time trying to figure out how you can get more sleep, but really, you're better off just giving up and admitting that you're not going to, so forget about it.
All men whilst they are awake are in one common world: but each of them, when he is asleep, is in a world of his own.
They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
I have never taken any exercise, except for sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome.