Wherefore they are no more
twain, but one flesh. What there-
fore God hath joined together,
let not man put asunder.
Matthew 19:6, King James Version
For I was an hungered,
and ye gave me meat: I was
thirsty, and ye gave me drink:
I was a stranger, and ye took
Naked, and ye clothed
me: I was sick, and ye visited
me: I was in prison, and ye
came to me.
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
Instead of receiving the help that she had hoped for, Mr. Cain instead decided to provide her with his idea of a stimulus package.
Definition of a philosopher: a philosopher is a blind man in a dark cellar at midnight looking for a black cat that isn't there. He is distinguished from a theologian, in that the theologian finds the cat. He is also distinguished from a lawyer, who smuggles in a cat in his overcoat pocket, and emerges to produce it in triumph.
Revenge is a kind of wild justice, which the more man's nature runs to, the more ought law to weed it out.
For man's greatest crime is to have been born.
I was ... court-martialled in my absence, sentenced to death in my absence. So I said, right, you can shoot me in my absence.
Under current law, on January 1st, 2013, there is going to be a massive fiscal cliff of large spending cuts and tax increases.
Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law.
Our wrangling lawyers ... are so litigious and busy here on earth, that I think they will plead their clients' causes hereafter, some of them in hell.
Crime isn't a disease, it's a symptom. Cops are like a doctor that gives you aspirin for a brain tumour.
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too.
I would rather a thousand times be a free soul in jail than to be a sycophant and coward in the streets ... If it had not been for the men and women who, in the past, have had the moral courage to go to jail, we would still be in the jungles.
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, deplorable love-of-country stance, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be part of so base an action! It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.
When the meek inherit the earth, lawyers will be there to work out the deal.
I'm just as wicked and nasty as Ted Bundy. I believe if I had not been arrested, I would have ended up being another Ted Bundy against homosexuals.
Inflation is one form of taxation that can be imposed without legislation.
There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets truth.
[The] city of New York and the United States of America is much stronger than any group of barbaric terrorists, that our democracy, that our rule of law, that our strength and our willingness to defend ourselves will ultimately prevail.
A good team is a great place to be, exciting, stimulating, supportive, successful. A bad team is horrible, a sort of human prison.
Being in jail is by far the hardest thing I have ever done. During the past several days, I have had a lot of time to think and I believe that I am learning and growing from this experience ... I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things like the men and women serving our country in Iraq and other places around the world.
The life of the law has not been logic; it has been experience.
Lawyers are nothing but professional liars.
It's interesting to speculate how it developed that in two of the most anti-feminist institutions, the church and the law court, the men are wearing the dresses.
Philanthropy is commendable, but it must not cause the philanthropist to overlook the circumstances of economic injustice which make philanthropy necessary.
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.
I never thought the day would come when I wished I had some of my scruffy, sometimes ill-disciplined, sometimes loud-mouthed American police by my side in this country, and some of the curious ways of the law to back them up.
Only free men can negotiate; prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedom and mine cannot be separated.
Prohibition makes you want to cry in your beer, and denies you the beer to cry into.
In England, Justice is open to all, like the Ritz hotel.
It's too easy only to blame the militarists, racists, sexists and other pushers of violence for the mess we're in. What is harder is self-examination, moving beyond caring by looking inward to ask the personal question: What more should I be doing everyday to bring about a peace and justice based world, whether across the ocean or across the living room?
Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers.
If the parties will at my hands call for justice, then, all were it my father stood on the one side, and the devil on the other, his cause being good, the devil should have right.
No brilliance is needed in the law. Nothing but common sense, and relatively clean finger nails.
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.
Wages should be left to the fair and free competition of the market, and should never be controlled by the interference of the legislature.
Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.
A hasty judgment is a first step to recantation.
He who has a mind to do mischief will always find a pretense.
He who lives in solitude may make his own laws.
He who spares the bad injures the good.
It is a fraud to borrow what we are unable to pay.
Necessity knows no law except to conquer.
The judge is condemned when the guilty is acquitted.
For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
Lawyers should never marry other lawyers. This is called inbreeding, from which comes idiot children and more lawyers.
I give you my love
More precious than money, I give you myself before preaching or law;
Will you give me yourself?
Will you come travel with me?
Shall we stick by each other
As long as we live?
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral or fattening.