Born: November 14, 1947
Birthplace: Toledo, Ohio, U.S.A.
Occupation: Author, Journalist, and Political Satirist
Profile: The most quoted living man in The Penguin Dictionary of Modern Humorous Quotations.
Number of Quotes: 5
Bureaucratic time ... slower than geologic time but more expensive than time spent with Madame Claude's girls in Paris.
Dating is a social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion.
Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them on us.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
You can't shame or humiliate modern celebrities. What used to be called shame and humiliation is now called publicity.