You can be a murderous tyrant and the world will remember you fondly but fuck one horse and you will be a horse fucker for all of eternity.
Catherine
Go fuck yourself.
Dick Cheney
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Quentin Crisp
Some of them think they have me by the balls, but their hands aren't big enough.
Bernie Ecclestone
Everybody's scared for their ass. There aren't too many people ready to die for racism. They'll kill for racism but they won't die for racism.
Florynce Kennedy
If the ass is protecting the system, ass-kicking should be undertaken regardless of the sex, ethnicity, or charm of the ass involved.
Florynce Kennedy
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Mark Twain