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An apple, an egg, and a nut, you may eat after a slut.
Anonymous

Better a smartass than a dumbass.
Anonymous

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First person to fall asleep is a shit!
Tallulah Bankhead

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You can be a murderous tyrant and the world will remember you fondly but fuck one horse and you will be a horse fucker for all of eternity.
Catherine

Go fuck yourself.
Dick Cheney

Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Quentin Crisp

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Some of them think they have me by the balls, but their hands aren't big enough.
Bernie Ecclestone

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Everybody's scared for their ass. There aren't too many people ready to die for racism. They'll kill for racism but they won't die for racism.
Florynce Kennedy

If the ass is protecting the system, ass-kicking should be undertaken regardless of the sex, ethnicity, or charm of the ass involved.
Florynce Kennedy

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Fuck your butt of sack.
Philip Larkin

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Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa.
Dorothy Parker

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I prefer land to niggers.
Cecil Rhodes

I'd rather die with my boots on than live on my fuckin' knees.
Hugh Rowland

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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
Mark Twain

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I know - I'm just a son of a bitch.
Walter Winchell

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