Dorothy Parker
Birth Name: Dorothy Rothschild
Nickname: Dot and Dottie
Birthdate: August 22, 1893
Birthplace: Long Branch, New Jersey, USA
Date of Death: June 7, 1967
Occupation: Author, Critic, Poet, and Screenwriter
Profile: Best known for
Enough Rope,
Sunset Gun and
A Star Is Born.
Website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothy_Parker
Number of Quotes: 4
By the time you say you're his,
Shivering and sighing
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying -
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa.
Why is it no one ever sent me yet
One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
Ah no, it's always just my luck to get
One perfect rose.