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  2013
1. With respect to the pledge I made that if you like your plan you can keep it ... the way I put that forward unequivocally ended up not being accurate.
Barack Obama

2. This is our fucking city. And nobody is going to dictate our freedom.
David Ortiz

3. We cannot insist only on issues related to abortion, gay marriage and the use of contraceptive methods. It is not necessary to talk about these issues all the time.
Francis I

4. So let us wage a glorious struggle against illiteracy, poverty and terrorism, let us pick up our books and our pens, they are the most powerful weapons.
Malala Yousafzai

5. I responded in what I thought was the most truthful or least untruthful manner, by saying, No.
James Clapper

6. We've got to stop being the stupid party. It's time for a new Republican Party that talks like adults.
Bobby Jindal

7. Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine. Have I tried it? Um, probably in one of my drunken stupors.
Rob Ford

8. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.
Wayne LaPierre

9. I don't want to live in a world where there's no privacy and therefore no room for intellectual exploration and creativity.
Edward Snowden

10. Lean In.
Sheryl Sandberg

  2012
1. There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what ... who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims. ... These are people who pay no income tax. ... and so my job is not to worry about those people. I'll never convince them that they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives.
Mitt Romney

2. We took a concerted effort to go out and find women who had backgrounds that could be qualified to become members of our cabinet [in Massachusetts]. I went to a number of women's groups and said, Can you help us find folks? and they brought us whole binders full of women.
Mitt Romney

3. If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you've got a business - you didn't build that.
Barack Obama

4. Please proceed, Governor.
Barack Obama

5. You mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916. Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets because the nature of our military has changed. We have these things called aircraft carriers where planes land on them. We have these ships that go underwater, nuclear submarines.
Barack Obama

6. If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
Todd Akin

7. You hit a reset button for the fall campaign; everything changes. It's almost like an Etch A Sketch. You can kind of shake it up and we start all over again.
Eric Fehrnstrom

8. I'm an honorary consul general, so I have inviolability.
Jill Kelley

9. Oppan Gangnam style.
PSY

10.(a) Under current law, on January 1st, 2013, there is going to be a massive fiscal cliff of large spending cuts and tax increases.
Ben Bernanke

10.(b) I care more about my country than I do about a 20-year-old pledge.
Saxby Chambliss

10.(c) I have a job to do. ... If you think right now I give a damn about presidential politics, then you don't know me.
Chris Christie

  2011
1. We are the 99 percent.
Occupy

2. There is nobody in this country who got rich on his own. Nobody. You built a factory out there - good for you! But I want to be clear. You moved your goods to market on the roads the rest of us paid for. You hired workers the rest of us paid to educate. You were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for.
Elizabeth Warren

3. My friends and I have been coddled long enough by a billionaire-friendly Congress.
Warren Buffett

4. I believe in evolution and trust scientists on global warming. Call me crazy.
Jon Huntsman

5. Oops.
Rick Perry

6. When they ask me, Who is the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan? I'm going to say, You know, I don't know. Do you know?
Herman Cain

7. I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Charlie Sheen

8. Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.
Steve Jobs

9. I can't say with certitude.
Anthony Weiner

10. Instead of receiving the help that she had hoped for, Mr. Cain instead decided to provide her with his idea of a stimulus package.
Gloria Allred

  2010
1. I'm not a witch.
Christine O'Donnell

2. I'd like my life back.
Tony Hayward

3. If you touch my junk, I'm gonna have you arrested.
John Tyner

4. Don't retreat! Reload!
Sarah Palin

5. Chi! Chi! Chi! Le! Le! Le! Los mineros de Chile!
Chilean Miners

6. I hope that's not where we're going, but you know, if this Congress keeps going the way it is, people are really looking toward those Second Amendment remedies. They're saying: My goodness, what can we do to turn this country around?
Sharron Angle

7. We have to pass the (health care) bill so you can find out what is in it.
Nancy Pelosi

8. I'm going to take my talents to South Beach.
LeBron James

9. You're telling me that the separation of church and state is found in the First Amendment?
Christine O'Donnell

10. They should never have put me with that woman. ... She was just a sort of bigoted woman who said she used to be Labour.
Gordon Brown

  2009
1. Keep your government hands off my Medicare.
Anonymous

2. We're going to be in the Hudson.
Chesley Sullenberger

3. There's an app for that.
Apple

4. You lie!
Joe Wilson

5. The Cambridge police acted stupidly.
Barack Obama

6. I'm going to let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!
Kanye West

7. Um, you guys said that we, um, did this for the show.
Falcon Heene

8. The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's death panel.
Sarah Palin

9. The governor is hiking the Appalachian Trail.
Mark Sanford

10. You give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.
Jesse Ventura

  2008
1. I can see Russia from my house!
Tina Fey

2. All of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years.
Sarah Palin

3. We have sort of become a nation of whiners.
Phil Gramm

4. It's not based on any particular data point, we just wanted to choose a really large number.
Treasury Department

5. The fundamentals of America's economy are strong.
John McCain

6. Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency.
Treasury Department

7. Maybe 100.
John McCain

8. I'll see you at the debates, bitches.
Paris Hilton

9. Barack's been talking down to black people. ... I want to cut his nuts off.
Jesse Jackson

10.(a) Cash for trash.
Paul Krugman

10.(b) There are no atheists in foxholes and there are no libertarians in financial crises.
Paul Krugman

10.(c) Anyone who says we're in a recession, or heading into one - especially the worst one since the Great Depression - is making up his own private definition of recession.
Donald Luskin

  2007
1. I really am not the kind of guy that sits here and says, Oh gosh, I'm worried about my legacy.
George W. Bush

2. In Iran, we don't have homosexuals, like in your country.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

3. This record is not tainted at all. At all. Period.
Barry Bonds

4. If you didn't like Darfur, you're going to hate Baghdad.
David Petraeus

5. This is it. This is where it all ends. End of the road. What a life it was. Some life.
Seung-Hui Cho

6. I don't think they're piling on because I'm a woman. I think they're piling on because I'm winning.
Hillary Clinton

7. The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton. We have to ask ourselves what is going on here?
Al Gore

8. I spent the better part of the past three months enduring criticism that is normally leveled at some kind of genocidal tyrant.
Rupert Murdoch

9. Hello, Condoleezza Rice? You have me to deal with now.
Hamas

10. Why don't you just shut up?
Juan Carlos