Born: November 15, 1881
Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois, U.S.A.
Died: March 23, 1960
Occupation: Author, Columnist, and Humorist
Profile: Best known for The Conning Tower.
Number of Quotes: 3
Count that day won when, turning on its axis, this earth imposes no additional taxes.
In the order named, these are the hardest to control: Wine, Women, and Song.
Years ago we discovered the exact point the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.