Humphrey Bogart
Full Name: Humphrey DeForest Bogart
Birthdate: December 25, 1899
Birthplace: New York City, New York, USA
Date of Death: January 14, 1957
Occupation: Actor
Profile: Awarded a Best Actor Oscar at the 1952 Academy Awards for
The African Queen. Married
to
Lauren Bacall (1945–1957). Regarded as the greatest male actor of all time.
Website: http://www.humphreybogart.com/
Number of Quotes: 89
A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.
Acting is experience with something sweet behind it.
All right, we'll wait. We'll drink to our partnership.
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
All you owe the public is a good performance.
And I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They are pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings.
The Big Sleep (1946)
Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)
Booze is the easiest way out.
The Barefoot Contessa (1954)
But I don't know what I'm going to do with the stuff. I don't even know what I'm going to do with the rest of my life.
In a Lonely Place (1950)
Can I get you a drink?
Casablanca (1942)
Crazier they are, the better they sell.
The Barefoot Contessa (1954)
Cut it out, O'Mara. You've been making noises like a policeman since I came in here.
The Enforcer (1951)
Did you have to wear that dress?
The Big Sleep (1946)
Don't, uh, don't you ever get tired of standing on that bar?
To Have and Have Not (1944)
Don't bother me, baby.
To Have and Have Not (1944)
Every day is just like the one before, and the one after.
The Caine Mutiny (1954)
Go ahead and shoot. You'll be doing me a favor.
Casablanca (1942)
Goodness had nothing to do with it.
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
Here's looking at you, kid.
Casablanca (1942)
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
The African Queen (1951)
How do I know your friends aren't out there right now, ready to blast me when I walk out?
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Casablanca (1942)
I can't say I ever loved my mother; I admired her.
I don't like you. But I love you.
The African Queen (1951)
I don't mind a reasonable amount of trouble.
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings.
I don't see where you fit in.
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
I gave up drinking once – it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.
I guess we're all entitled to one good scare.
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)
I hate love.
The African Queen (1951)
I hope you're not doing this just for my sake.
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
I let my drinking do the talking.
I made more lousy pictures than any actor in history.
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
I stick my neck out for nobody.
Casablanca (1942)
I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.
In a Lonely Place (1950)
I'm a businessman. I'm on my way to... to close a deal.
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)
I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Casablanca (1942)
I've been around a long time. Maybe the people like me.
I've been around, you know.
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
If she can stand it, I can. Play it!
Casablanca (1942)
If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Casablanca (1942)
It's the stuff that dreams are made of.
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
Killer, eh? I never killed anybody that I can remember.
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)
Maybe not, but I think I will. I think I'll have a drink.
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Casablanca (1942)
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Casablanca (1942)
Oh, I don't know. I was just a lucky guy.
Casablanca (1942)
One more thing, I love you.
The African Queen (1951)
People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.
Physically, I'm not tough. I may think tough. I would say I'm kinda tough and calloused inside. I could use a foot more in height and fifty more
pounds and fifteen years off my age and then God help all you bastards.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Casablanca (1942)
Put your dreams away for another day.
The Caine Mutiny (1954)
She's trying to find out if we're susceptible to... animal magnetism.
The African Queen (1951)
So long, ah, you long-faced, barrel-chested, hypocritical...
The African Queen (1951)
Someday you're gonna get into trouble, and I'm gonna have to get you out.
The Big Sleep (1946)
Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains.
The Big Sleep (1946)
Swell. I like that. You begin to pick up the lingo.
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
That's the one you're supposed to say Isn't that just like a woman?
and I say Yes, isn't it?
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
The only one that's any good is the one you don't get.
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.
The only thing you owe the public is a good performance.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
The whole world is three drinks behind.
The Barefoot Contessa (1954)
The, uh, stuff that dreams are made of.
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
There's not enough money, there's not enough...
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
Things are never so bad they can't be made worse.
This is the stuff that dreams are made of.
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
Too bad, but it's the ones you love that you hate.
The African Queen (1951)
Uh-huh. You'll take it and like it.
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
Unless you're not what you seem to be... and I'm what I seem to be.
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
Until this day, we never knew what made us do it.
The Caine Mutiny (1954)
Us, uh, crazy kids.
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
We'll always have Paris.
Casablanca (1942)
Well, I'm not going to be a fool at my age. I'm going to be a fool at the age I am.
The African Queen (1951)
Well, that's, uh, that's the way it goes.
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
Well everybody in Casablanca has problems. Yours may work out.
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
The African Queen (1951)
When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it.
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
Who am I to refuse the world?
The Barefoot Contessa (1954)
Why did you have to go and do that for?
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
With the whole world crumbling, we pick this time to fall in love.
Casablanca (1942)
You know, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Casablanca (1942)
You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi.
You're not very tall, are you?
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
You've got a touch of class, but I don't know how far you can go.
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
You're a good man, sister. A good man.
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
You're a very smart guy, and I like you. But don't get too smart.
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
You're getting paid to let people push you around?
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
Your story's too perfect. It's too... pat.
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
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