Erma Bombeck
Full Name: Erma Louise Bombeck
Birthdate: February 21, 1927
Birthplace: Dayton, Ohio, U.S.A.
Date of Death: April 22, 1996
Occupation: Author, Columnist, and Humorist
Profile: Best known for
The Grass is Always Greener.
Website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erma_bombeck
Number of Quotes: 4
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.
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