Born: February 21, 1927
Birthplace: Dayton, Ohio, U.S.A.
Died: April 22, 1996
Occupation: Author, Columnist, and Humorist
Profile: Best known for The Grass is Always Greener.
Number of Quotes: 3
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.