Born: August 16, 1920
Birthplace: Andernach, Germany
Died: March 9, 1994
Occupation: Author, Poet, and Short-Story Writer
Profile: Best known for Love is a Dog from Hell.
Number of Quotes: 1
Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.