A consultant is a person who takes your money and annoys your employees while tirelessly searching for the best way to extend the consulting contract.
Consultants eventually leave, which makes them excellent scapegoats for major management blunders.
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
Wall Street is the only place people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from people who take the subway.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
I don't like to hire consultants. They're like castrated bulls: all they can do is advise.
I come from an environment where, if you see a snake, you kill it. At General Motors, if you see a snake, the first thing you do is hire a consultant on snakes.
There should be some professional exam for these analysts. Most of the time they talk through their backsides.