Consultant
Definition: Consultants: plural noun. A person who provides expert advice professionally.
Number of Quotes: 9
A consultant is a person who takes your money and annoys your employees while tirelessly searching for the best way to extend the consulting contract.
Scott Adams
Consultants eventually leave, which makes them excellent scapegoats for major management blunders.
Scott Adams
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
Scott Adams
Wall Street is the only place people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from people who take the subway.
Warren Buffett
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
Nicholas Murray Butler
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
Sam Ewing
I don't like to hire consultants. They're like castrated bulls: all they can do is advise.
Victor Kiam
I come from an environment where, if you see a snake, you kill it. At General
Motors, if you see a snake, the first thing you do is hire a consultant on snakes.
Ross Perot
There should be some professional exam for these analysts. Most of the time they talk through their backsides.
Alan Sugar
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