Evan Esar

Evan Esar




Born: 1899
Died: 1995

Occupation: Humorist
Profile: Best known for The Dictionary of Humorous Quotations and 20,000 Quips and Quotes.

Website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evan_Esar
Number of Quotes: 3





Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

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