Evan Esar
Birthdate: July 2, 1899
Birthplace: New Jersey, USA
Date of Death: December 9, 1995
Occupation: Humorist
Profile: Best known for
The Dictionary of Humorous Quotations and
20,000 Quips and Quotes.
Website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evan_Esar
Number of Quotes: 3
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
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