Born: March 26, 1874
Birthplace: San Francisco, California, U.S.A.
Died: January 29, 1963
Occupation: Poet and Playwright
Profile: Awarded four Pulitzer Prizes for poetry.
Number of Quotes: 10
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's the wife who can't cook and will.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.