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If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
Todd Akin

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. The trick is learning how hard to throw.
Anonymous

In the country of the blind the one-eyed man is king.
Anonymous

Keep your government hands off my Medicare.
Anonymous

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Physicians of the Utmost Fame
Were called at once; but when they came
They answered, as they took their Fees,
There is no cure for this disease.

Hilaire Belloc

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
James Boren

We all labour against our own cure, for death is the cure of all diseases.
Thomas Browne

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Crime isn't a disease, it's a symptom. Cops are like a doctor that gives you aspirin for a brain tumour.
Raymond Chandler

If a lot of cures are suggested for a disease, it means that the disease is incurable.
Anton Chekhov

America's health care system is neither healthy, caring, nor a system.
Walter Cronkite

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All diseases run into one, old age.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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God heals and the doctor takes the fees.
Benjamin Franklin

A cousin of mine who was a casualty surgeon in Manhattan tells me that he and his colleagues had a one-word nickname for bikers: Donors.
Stephen Fry

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An illness in stages, a very long flight of steps that led assuredly to death, but whose every step represented a unique apprenticeship. It was a disease that gave death time to live and its victims time to die, time to discover time, and in the end to discover life.
Hervé Guibert

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For extreme illnesses, extreme treatments are most fitting.
Hippocrates

Life is short, [the] art long, opportunity fleeting, experience deceptive, judgment difficult.
Hippocrates

Natural forces within us are the true healers of disease.
Hippocrates

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If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Florynce Kennedy

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Nearly all men die of their medicines, and not of their illnesses.
Molière

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No man, not even a doctor, ever gives any other definition of what a nurse should be than this - devoted and obedient. This definition would do just as well for a porter. It might even do for a horse. It would not do for a policeman.
Florence Nightingale

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Physicians acquire their knowledge from our dangers, making experiments at the cost of our lives.
Pliny

Cured yesterday of my disease. I died last night of the physician.
Mathew Prior

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I now begin the journey that will lead me into the sunset of my life.
Ronald Reagan

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War is not an adventure. It is a disease. It is like typhus.
Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I can't stand whispering. Every time a doctor whispers in the hospital, next day there's a funeral.
Neil Simon

What is the use of physicians like myself trying to help parents to bring up children healthy and happy, to have them killed in such numbers for a cause that is ignoble?
Benjamin Spock

The trouble with being a hypochondriac these days is that antibiotics have cured all the good diseases.
Caskie Stinnett

The pain of the mind is worse than the pain of the body.
Publilius Syrus

There are some remedies worse than the disease.
Publilius Syrus

They live ill who expect to live always.
Publilius Syrus

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The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but rather the feeling of being unwanted.
Mother Teresa

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The medicine increases the disease.
Virgil

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
Voltaire

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The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
Frank Lloyd Wright

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