If something pleasant happens to you, don't forget to tell it to your friends, to make them feel bad.
People aren't born good or bad. Maybe they're born with tendencies either way, but its the way you live your life that matters.
Heaven and hell suppose two distinct species of men, the good and the bad.
With a new baby, you have a bad day now and again because you're particularly tired, but most of the time, you're fine. You spend a lot of your time trying to figure out how you can get more sleep, but really, you're better off just giving up and admitting that you're not going to, so forget about it.
Examinations are of no value whatsoever. If a man is a gentleman, he knows quite enough, and if he is not a gentleman, whatever he knows is bad for him.